Smoking

A conversation with Jakson and his nana:

Jakson: Nana, you don't have a doodle!
Nana: what, why? (looking very confused as to where that statement came from, lol)
Jakson: It fell off becuase you smoke
Nana: Oh, ok than. You're right, I don't have a doodle
Jakson: I can buy you one
Nana: Where from?
Jakson: The shops, I will get you a big big big one. I have a big one too, you can have one like me
Nana: (trying her best not to laugh) that would be very nice, but I'm a girl and don't need a doodle
Jakson: (turning to me) Mummy, you need a doodle too...I will buy you one. You want a big one or small one?
Me: um....I don't want one, I like being a girl
Jakson: Well you are NOT the strongest engine (this is a big insult!)
Me: Why am I not the strongest eninge?
Jakson: Because you don't have a doodle, I have one and Noah (his cousin) has one and Daddy has one but Maddy doesn't have one because she is a girl and not a strong engine
Me: um...ok
Jakson: So I'll buy you one?
Me: No, that's ok sweetie, I really don't need one
Jakson: (looking somewhat offended) well than you are NOT the strongest engine (said with a lot of attitude)


(3.5years old)