Blah Blah

After picking Jakson up from kinder we were in the car and he was telling me how his teacher told him off for playing with the water.

Jakson said to me, and I will add that he said it with a bit of attitude lol 'and than Blah Blah said I have to go sit at the table' I asked him to repeat himself and he once again said that Blah Blah told him off.

After telling Johnny the story, we couldn't think of who he was calling Blah Blah and or why.......that was until we went to kinder the next day and realised he was talking about his teacher Barbara! LOL

Awwww moment

Johnny was on night shift last night and normally when he gets home in the morning (about 6am) he'll do a quick check on Jakson.

Well Johnny knows I've been having not the best sleeps lately so he didn't want to wake Jakson this morning by checking on him, so when he got home he just came straight to bed. About 20 mins after Johnny got home we heard Jakson burst into tears, it was such a sad and heartbreaking cry too
I've jumped out of bed and gone into his room to give him a cuddle and ask what's wrong. He said 'I miss daddy, he didn't check me'

He was upset cause Johnny didn't check on him when he got home
He must have been lying there waiting for Johnny to open his door and when he realised he wasn't coming just burst into tears


I took Jakson into our room and he gave Johnny the biggest, longest, tightest cuddle I've ever seen 







 (October 13th, 2009)

A different thought pattern

This is the conversation I just has with Jakson, who was eating a chocolate Yo-Go

Jakson: Mummy, poo is brown
Me: um...yes it is
Jakson: well my yo-go is brown
Me: um...yes it is
Jakson: (taking a sniff of the yo-go) well my yo-go smells like poo than

Good to know!

Jakson just followed me to the toilet for what seems like the sole purpose of telling me 'I'm not going to kill you Mum!'

He told me that and than walked away

Logical arguments

The other night Jakson and me made some Jelly, I explained to him that we had to wait until the next day to eat it because it has to "cook" in the fridge.
Well the following morning Jakson asked if he could have some (this is at like 7am!) I tried to explain that it's not a breakfast food but these were his arguments as to why he should have it for breakfast

1. I never said he couldn't have it for breakfast when we were making it last night

2. I told him it would be ready to eat after one sleep...

3. He knows that it's ready because he put his finger in it and "it's not like water anymore"

4. I can have one too

5. He made them

6. His tummy was "wobbling" (his word for rumbling) for them

He ended up having 2 jelly's for breakfast

Knew it would come back to bite me in the bum...lol

Ok so as I child care worker I normally preach that you shouldn't do things you don't want your kids to do, role modelling and all the stuff....but sometimes teaching kids to do stuff is just fricken funny!

Jakson and I were at the supermarket tonight and as we were at the checkout and the girl put through the chocolate teddy bear biscuits and Jakson said 'YAY choccie biscuits, I'm so excited dude' I than asked him 'did you just call me dude?' to which he replied


...'yeah, you loser' accompanied with the L shape on his forehead!  
That will teach me for teaching it to him

There's a Strawberry...

So Jakson and I are in the car on the way to the shops and suddenly he says 'There's a strawberry' to which I was just like 'oh, ok' not really paying much attention. Than he says 'and now it's a banana' that got my attention, what strawberry changes into a banana???

So I asked him what he was talking about and he tells me 'the snot in my hand, I made it a strawberry and now a banana, what do you want me to make next?' EWWWWWW

He put me back in my box!

Johnny and I were joking around and playing games with Jakson and I said that Johnny was cheating (he cheated at I-Spy, lol) and Jakson took Johnny's side and said he wasn't cheating.
So I held my hand up to Jakson and told him 'talk to the hand' he grabbed my hand said 'hello, yep, yep, ok goodbye' and gave it back to me and than said 'I did, what you going to do now?'


He put me right back in my box!

Jaksons Baby Making Theory

After watching me vomit yet again Jakson asked me why I am always blurping (his word for vomiting) this is how the conversation followed:

Me: because mummy has to have some special medicine so I can get a baby in my tummy and it will be a brother or a sister for you
Jakson: I want a brother and a sister
Me: You can just pick one, what would you like a brother or a sister?
Jakson: brother AND (raised his voice to emphasise and) sister
Johnny: Jakson you can only have one, which would you like a brother or a sister?
Jakson: daddy, I want both a brother and a sister
Me: I can only have one baby in my tummy
Jakson: I think you can fit two in there, yeah daddy? 
Johnny: Just one in there, or there won't be enough room
Jakson: FINE! I'll have a brother
Me & Johnny: at the attitude
Jakson: Mummy how do you have a baby in your tummy?
Me: Not sure sweetie, how do you think the baby gets in my tummy?
Jakson: well I will stomp on the baby (saying this while showing me how to stomp with his feet) and turn him into mashed fruit and than you can eat it and than when it gets to your tummy it will turn back into a baby, is that a good idea mummy (asking me that with his eyebrows raised, a smile and his head nodding)
Me: That's a great idea sweetie