Reasons why I should not take Jakson with me when I have things to do:
1) Eyebrow Wax
- Jakson asked continual questions about what we were doing there. I explained to him that we were going to see a lady that would fix mummy's eyebrows.
Of course this lead to lots of 'whys' and 'whats" so I explained that mummy's eyebrows look like boy eyebrows
and the lady would fix them and make them look like girl eyebrows.
Well I did not expect that he would than announce this over and over again in the middle of the pharmacy (a very big and busy pharmacy)!
"mummy, why did you have boy eyebrows?" "mummy you are a girl, not a boy cause you don't have a doodle" "mummy why was the lady painting your eyebrows" etc....YAY!
3) Underwear Shopping
OMG! why o why did I think this would be a good idea???
"mummy, do you need big undies or little ones" "mummy you can't have Dora ones cause they are too small" "mummy, I don't wear undies I just wear jockeys on my cute bum" "mummy, sometimes my doodle falls out of my jockeys"
than suddenly I hear; beep, beep, beep help me mummy my coaches are stuck in the undies (he is pretending to be a train and backed into the underwear rack) "help me mummy I'm stuck in the undies"
arggghhhhhh
3) Trip to the Doctors (ok so I couldn't avoid this one because he had to see the doctor)
Firstly he tells everyone "I have to see the doctor for my water poos, it's called dia-ear'
he wasn't even there for his "water poos"
Than he said he wanted to sit on a different seat so I said he can and I will watch him. So he goes and sits on another seat and than burst into tears
He walks back to me and tells me he is sad because he was so lonely on the seat by himself and he just missed me so much 
Someone eles name gets called at the doctors and Jakson looks at me laughing and says "that's our name mummy" I said "no it's not, your name is not Antonietta" and Jakson than says "no, cause that's a really funny name"
1) Eyebrow Wax
- Jakson asked continual questions about what we were doing there. I explained to him that we were going to see a lady that would fix mummy's eyebrows.
Of course this lead to lots of 'whys' and 'whats" so I explained that mummy's eyebrows look like boy eyebrows
and the lady would fix them and make them look like girl eyebrows. Well I did not expect that he would than announce this over and over again in the middle of the pharmacy (a very big and busy pharmacy)!
"mummy, why did you have boy eyebrows?" "mummy you are a girl, not a boy cause you don't have a doodle" "mummy why was the lady painting your eyebrows" etc....YAY!
3) Underwear Shopping
OMG! why o why did I think this would be a good idea???
"mummy, do you need big undies or little ones" "mummy you can't have Dora ones cause they are too small" "mummy, I don't wear undies I just wear jockeys on my cute bum" "mummy, sometimes my doodle falls out of my jockeys"
than suddenly I hear; beep, beep, beep help me mummy my coaches are stuck in the undies (he is pretending to be a train and backed into the underwear rack) "help me mummy I'm stuck in the undies"
arggghhhhhh
3) Trip to the Doctors (ok so I couldn't avoid this one because he had to see the doctor)
Firstly he tells everyone "I have to see the doctor for my water poos, it's called dia-ear'
he wasn't even there for his "water poos" Than he said he wanted to sit on a different seat so I said he can and I will watch him. So he goes and sits on another seat and than burst into tears
He walks back to me and tells me he is sad because he was so lonely on the seat by himself and he just missed me so much Someone eles name gets called at the doctors and Jakson looks at me laughing and says "that's our name mummy" I said "no it's not, your name is not Antonietta" and Jakson than says "no, cause that's a really funny name"
This has to be the most FUNNIEST thing i have ever heard.. had Josh and I in stitches!!!! Especially the undies part and Jaksys coaches being stuck..lol
ReplyDeleteIt was funny but oh so embarrassing, cause I can tell you he does not say this stuff quietly either! lol
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