What can be in charge?

A little conversation with Jakson....


Jakson: my brain still hurts from when someone threw a stick at me
Me: are you ok?
Jakson: ummm, no. I think my brain will be in sick bay for a while, so I will have to put another part of my body in charge.
Me: umm...ok, which part will you put in charge?
Jakson: I was thinking maybe my lungs. My stomach is too noisy with the machine in there crunching the food and my heart is too noisy pumping but my lungs are just right for the job.

Baby proofing ideas

The time has come to baby proof the house and Jakson has come up with a few ideas ;)


Idea #1: Get a box that has a rope attached to it and when Milly goes near things she shouldn't then the box drops on her.  - That's an animal trap Jakson

Idea #2: Get a thing like a big box with a roof and door we can lock - That's a cage Jakson

Idea #3: Get a gun, but not a real one, just one that makes a loud bang to scare her. - Jakson, we are not firing warning shots to scare your sister

Chore charts

We started a chore chart for Jakson and he has started one for us too.

However, I feel a little hard done by!

Jodie's Chore Chart

Monday: Clean your room
Tuesday: Tidy the shed
Wednesday: Mow the lawn
Thursday: Let Jakson do whatever he wants
Friday: Be lazy
Saturday: Do the dishes
Sunday: Change the pooey nappies


Pocket money $2

Daddy's Chore Chart
Pocket money $5

Nothing: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday

Big Brother

Jakson: "mummy, I have some rules for Milly"
Me: "Really, what are they?"
Jakson:
"#1- she is not allowed to get married, ever!
#2 - She is never ever allowed to kiss a boy, ever. Except for daddy and me
#3 - She is never, ever, ever allowed to have a boyfriend.
Do they sound like good rules for her?"
Me: "ummm, yes but is she allowed to hold hand with a boy?"
Jakson: "NO!"
♥ ♥ ♥

Jakson: mummy, you don't look like a Jodie
Me: What should my name be then?
Jakson: *thinking*......"woman" LOL

Sneaky!

Me: Jakson who is your #1 favourite and who is your #2 favourite?
Jakson: Daddy is #1, you are #2
Me:  :(
Jakson: oh wait, you are #1, Daddy is #2
Me: :) yay
Jakson to Johnny: *insert little snicker* Don't worry, first is the worst, second is the best ;)
LOL

Beautiful

after watching the new year fire works, at 12.24am this morning Jakson's bottom lip started to quiver, his eyes filled with tears and his body slumped down in the chair....why you ask? because he was already missing 2011! lol, my boy has such a gentle and caring heart ♥

Invisible vomit

Had a little laugh at Jakson telling me Milly did "invisible vomit", I think he means she dribbled ;)

Not the best secret keeper ;)

Jakson to me: "Mummy, I just saw the presents Daddy got you for Christmas. Now don't go into your room and look under your bed, ok" LOL

Very inappropriate

Making some cookies with Jakson and Johnny and they were both laughing hysterically, why you ask?.....because they used the mini M&M's to put boobs on the Angels!