A fun shopping trip

A few 'special' bonding moments between Jakson and myself while out shopping, lol

- It was lovely to hear Jakson yell out 'mummy you don't need jockeys, you just have undies cause you got no doodle! 'mummy, did your doodle fall off because you played with it?'
and

-'Mummy I need to go to the toilet, I really need to go now. Do you WANT me to have an accident, mummy do you understand me?'

-When we got to the parents toilets, you know the ones with the big toilet and the little toilet in the same cubical...well I got to sit on the small one, yes the one that I can fit like one butt cheek on! all because he is a big kinder boy now so he gets the big toilet!

- When someone bumped into me and their friend said 'be careful of the lady' Jakson replied 'that's not a lady, that's just my mummy'

(3.5 years old)

He really knows how to throw an insult!

We came home from the shops and I walked in the front door first and this was conversation that followed:

Jakson: Mummy, why did you open the door? That's my job!
Me: Sorry Jakson, I needed to get the shopping in quickly
Jakson:Well that's not your job, it's MY job and you have to wait for me
Me: Well I'm allowed to open the door too!
Jakson: No you are NOT
Me: Excuse me but I have the keys, do you even have keys? (yes I know this was petty but I was getting annoyed too, lol)
Jakson: well you're not a strong engine
Me: Yes I am, I am the strongest engine!
Jakson: (now getting very angry) NO YOU ARE NOT, you're just a coach (that's a pretty bad insult, not just a slow engine but to be called a coach is pretty bad, lol)
Me: I'm Stanley (Stanley is the strongest engine and I knew this would cut deep)
Jakson: You are not Stanley, only I'm Stanley....you are...(looking very angry while he thinks).....just a kip!
(a kip is the cart that the trains pull and is at the very bottom of Jakson's insult list, behind slow engine, coach, trouble truck and very last a kip! lol)

Smoking

A conversation with Jakson and his nana:

Jakson: Nana, you don't have a doodle!
Nana: what, why? (looking very confused as to where that statement came from, lol)
Jakson: It fell off becuase you smoke
Nana: Oh, ok than. You're right, I don't have a doodle
Jakson: I can buy you one
Nana: Where from?
Jakson: The shops, I will get you a big big big one. I have a big one too, you can have one like me
Nana: (trying her best not to laugh) that would be very nice, but I'm a girl and don't need a doodle
Jakson: (turning to me) Mummy, you need a doodle too...I will buy you one. You want a big one or small one?
Me: um....I don't want one, I like being a girl
Jakson: Well you are NOT the strongest engine (this is a big insult!)
Me: Why am I not the strongest eninge?
Jakson: Because you don't have a doodle, I have one and Noah (his cousin) has one and Daddy has one but Maddy doesn't have one because she is a girl and not a strong engine
Me: um...ok
Jakson: So I'll buy you one?
Me: No, that's ok sweetie, I really don't need one
Jakson: (looking somewhat offended) well than you are NOT the strongest engine (said with a lot of attitude)


(3.5years old)

Are you a boy or a girl?

Jakson is VERY into asking people if they are  boys or girls at the moment. 

If he sees a baby in the shops, he'll ask me if it's a boy or a girl - or he'll ask if it has a doodle or a bra

I caught him up at the TV talking loudly into the speakers saying 'LISA SIMPSON, ARE YOU A BOY OR A GIRL?' 

I had many tears of laughter!

(3.5 years old)