You are not allergic!

In the car on the way to school this morning.....

Jakson: Mum did you get tomatoes? Rememebr I said I want to try them
Me: Yes I did, they are at home
Jakson: But I don't want the skin on them or the nuts in them
Me: They don't have nuts, they have pips sweetie and yes I can take them out for you
Jakson: good, lucky it's not nuts because I'm dallergic to them (dallergic is Jakson's version of allergic)
Me: You're not allergic to nuts
Jakson: Yes I am dallergic to nuts
Me: No you're not
Jakson: YES I AM DALLERGIC TO NUTS
Me: fine, then you can't have nutella
Jakson: oh, really? does it have nuts in it?
Me: Yep
Jakson: I can have nutella, it's just peanut butter jam I'm dallergic to
Me: you mean peanut butter?
Jakson: yeah peanut butter jam
Me: it's not peanut butter jam, it's just peanut butter
Jakson: so I'm only dallergic to peanut butter
Me: YOU ARE NOT ALLERGIC TO ANY FOOD
Jakson: But I am dallergic to electricity
Me: WHAT! you are not allergic to electricity
Jakson: *insert smugness* but if I touch electricity then I'll die
Me: FINE! you're allergic to electricity but not nuts!