Jakson came out to the lounge room the other morning.....
Jakson: daddy, kiss Rip good morning (Rip is a toy race car)
Johnny: um, no
Jakson: yeah, just give him a kiss
Johnny: no, I'm not kissing a toy good morning
Jakson: you kissed me, just give Rip a little kiss
Johnny: fine! (Johnny gives the toy car a kiss)
a few minutes later Jakson is sitting on the couch...
Jakson: daddy, do you know where Rip slept last night?
Johnny: no, where?
Jakson: in my pants :)
LOL
Saturday, July 21, 2012
Wednesday, June 20, 2012
You are not allergic!
In the car on the way to school this morning.....
Jakson: Mum did you get tomatoes? Rememebr I said I want to try them
Me: Yes I did, they are at home
Jakson: But I don't want the skin on them or the nuts in them
Me: They don't have nuts, they have pips sweetie and yes I can take them out for you
Jakson: good, lucky it's not nuts because I'm dallergic to them (dallergic is Jakson's version of allergic)
Me: You're not allergic to nuts
Jakson: Yes I am dallergic to nuts
Me: No you're not
Jakson: YES I AM DALLERGIC TO NUTS
Me: fine, then you can't have nutella
Jakson: oh, really? does it have nuts in it?
Me: Yep
Jakson: I can have nutella, it's just peanut butter jam I'm dallergic to
Me: you mean peanut butter?
Jakson: yeah peanut butter jam
Me: it's not peanut butter jam, it's just peanut butter
Jakson: so I'm only dallergic to peanut butter
Me: YOU ARE NOT ALLERGIC TO ANY FOOD
Jakson: But I am dallergic to electricity
Me: WHAT! you are not allergic to electricity
Jakson: *insert smugness* but if I touch electricity then I'll die
Me: FINE! you're allergic to electricity but not nuts!
Jakson: Mum did you get tomatoes? Rememebr I said I want to try them
Me: Yes I did, they are at home
Jakson: But I don't want the skin on them or the nuts in them
Me: They don't have nuts, they have pips sweetie and yes I can take them out for you
Jakson: good, lucky it's not nuts because I'm dallergic to them (dallergic is Jakson's version of allergic)
Me: You're not allergic to nuts
Jakson: Yes I am dallergic to nuts
Me: No you're not
Jakson: YES I AM DALLERGIC TO NUTS
Me: fine, then you can't have nutella
Jakson: oh, really? does it have nuts in it?
Me: Yep
Jakson: I can have nutella, it's just peanut butter jam I'm dallergic to
Me: you mean peanut butter?
Jakson: yeah peanut butter jam
Me: it's not peanut butter jam, it's just peanut butter
Jakson: so I'm only dallergic to peanut butter
Me: YOU ARE NOT ALLERGIC TO ANY FOOD
Jakson: But I am dallergic to electricity
Me: WHAT! you are not allergic to electricity
Jakson: *insert smugness* but if I touch electricity then I'll die
Me: FINE! you're allergic to electricity but not nuts!
Saturday, June 9, 2012
What can be in charge?
A little conversation with Jakson....
Jakson: my brain still hurts from when someone threw a stick at me
Me: are you ok?
Jakson: ummm, no. I think my brain will be in sick bay for a while, so I will have to put another part of my body in charge.
Me: umm...ok, which part will you put in charge?
Jakson: I was thinking maybe my lungs. My stomach is too noisy with the machine in there crunching the food and my heart is too noisy pumping but my lungs are just right for the job.
Jakson: my brain still hurts from when someone threw a stick at me
Me: are you ok?
Jakson: ummm, no. I think my brain will be in sick bay for a while, so I will have to put another part of my body in charge.
Me: umm...ok, which part will you put in charge?
Jakson: I was thinking maybe my lungs. My stomach is too noisy with the machine in there crunching the food and my heart is too noisy pumping but my lungs are just right for the job.
Monday, April 16, 2012
Baby proofing ideas
The time has come to baby proof the house and Jakson has come up with a few ideas ;)
Idea #1: Get a box that has a rope attached to it and when Milly goes near things she shouldn't then the box drops on her. - That's an animal trap Jakson
Idea #2: Get a thing like a big box with a roof and door we can lock - That's a cage Jakson
Idea #3: Get a gun, but not a real one, just one that makes a loud bang to scare her. - Jakson, we are not firing warning shots to scare your sister
Idea #1: Get a box that has a rope attached to it and when Milly goes near things she shouldn't then the box drops on her. - That's an animal trap Jakson
Idea #2: Get a thing like a big box with a roof and door we can lock - That's a cage Jakson
Idea #3: Get a gun, but not a real one, just one that makes a loud bang to scare her. - Jakson, we are not firing warning shots to scare your sister
Monday, January 30, 2012
Chore charts
However, I feel a little hard done by!
Jodie's Chore Chart
Monday: Clean your room
Tuesday: Tidy the shed
Wednesday: Mow the lawn
Thursday: Let Jakson do whatever he wants
Friday: Be lazy
Saturday: Do the dishes
Sunday: Change the pooey nappies
Pocket money $2
Daddy's Chore Chart
Pocket money $5
Nothing: Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday
Tuesday, January 24, 2012
Big Brother
Jakson: "mummy, I have some rules for Milly"
Me: "Really, what are they?"
Jakson:
"#1- she is not allowed to get married, ever!
#2 - She is never ever allowed to kiss a boy, ever. Except for daddy and me
#3 - She is never, ever, ever allowed to have a boyfriend.
Do they sound like good rules for her?"
Me: "ummm, yes but is she allowed to hold hand with a boy?"
Jakson: "NO!"
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Me: "Really, what are they?"
Jakson:
"#1- she is not allowed to get married, ever!
#2 - She is never ever allowed to kiss a boy, ever. Except for daddy and me
#3 - She is never, ever, ever allowed to have a boyfriend.
Do they sound like good rules for her?"
Me: "ummm, yes but is she allowed to hold hand with a boy?"
Jakson: "NO!"
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